Philosopher know thyself, they say, whence I wonder what I'm like. For starters, what kind of thinker am I? Existential, it seems, which means I'd make a good philosopher. And which science-fiction writeram I? Philip K Dick. So far, so coherent, but that only gives me a 20% chance of surviving a Zombie Apolcalypse. Were I a superhero, I'd be Spiderman, which might help. More plausibly, were I an ancient language I'd be Linear B, although again that would make me the strong silent type.